Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

thanksgiving season

It’s the time before thanksgiving when people like to still say it’s the Christmas season which in reality Christmas doesn’t start till after thanksgiving, therefore it’s the thanksgiving season

It’s November 17, merry Christmas! No we haven’t had thanksgiving yet, happy thanksgiving season

by your_friendly_redneck_wes November 17, 2019

sadboy season

Lengthy periods of sadness and loneliness for sad boys

You good bruh?
Yeah, it's just sadboy season

by Tokyo tommy March 19, 2018

girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

by three-m August 30, 2013

Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."

by capnSOLO April 9, 2016

Happiest Season

the only valid christmas movie

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though

by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020

Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018