scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.

"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.

I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.

by KodAyden November 8, 2024

Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.

Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.

by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025

Scroll Slug

(Noun) The inner desire to veg on your phone. What you are after laying in bed and scrolling social media all day.

"I always have big plans for the weekend, but just want to be a scroll slug on my days off."
"The scroll slug stopped me from cleaning my house."
"After work, I turn into a scroll slug."

by MindMunger January 9, 2025

Angry-scrolling

When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him

She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me

by mir fin June 4, 2023

secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

got scrolled

being ignored in a group setting, specifically after you've made a suggestion, and the group simply makes no comment nor acknowledges your contribution; as if the person was simply "scrolling past" your suggestion

I got scrolled in our meeting when I suggested a change to the paragraph on the screen, even though I thought it was a valuable contribution.

by Facility Engineer May 25, 2012