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Cleveland Scrabble

This follows the rules of traditional Scrabble except the only words you can make are poop, crap, dump, fart, and fistorama.
Damn, I can't believe you got fistoramam on the triple word score in our game of Cleveland Scrabble!

"Where did you play?" "I played poop off of the p on your crap."
Cleveland Scrabble by Maaat123 January 27, 2009

scrumbled 

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.
(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

scramble time

The phrase "scramble time" is used to described someone who's face is so ugly that it can only be compared to scrambled eggs.

When a person says "scramble time" it is often occumpanied by waving an open hand in front of the face with the back of the hand facing out. Thus mimicing a spatula mixing scrambled eggs.
"Your face is scramble time!"

"Hey scramble time! Go back to God and ask for a side of bacon!"

"Alright stop................It's scramble time!"
scramble time by Bizzzle November 24, 2006

Taiwanese Scramble

To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.

Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Sam: bruh I gave my girl the Taiwanese Scramble last night
Lily: don’t talk to me

miss scramble 

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.
1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."
miss scramble by NotACube July 24, 2020

egg scrambler 

Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.
egg scrambler by daveobot October 22, 2020