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EEyore'........EEyore........Woe is me! An absolute idiot......A simplistic deputy dog.........Incredibly sensitive man who will cry like a girl at a drop of a tune. EEyore...... EEyore........Why me? Scott is someone who brings up red flags....questionable past. Oh Shit! We are doomed. OHHH Gosh! He loves to wet his line. A Jester, a fool, in the fishing world.
Oh my, my life is over. My life has been Scotted. Help me so I do not cry.
by Mad Hatter-Ass August 16, 2010
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A douchebag- A dumbass - Smelly - People talk shit about scott all the time...
scott-Biggest pile you will ever meet
by randallmean April 23, 2011
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The biggest douche in the whole world. A huge pervert and attempted rapist. He has a tiny dick and is usually self centered and forceful. Never date him. He's not worth it, and neither is the fucking shit he dishes out.
Mary: Hey do you see that kid over there? The blond one?
Jude: Yeah. That's Scott. don't let him fool you. Beth said she went out with him and he tried to rape her in his basement.
Mary: Gross!!! I'm staying away from that dick!
Jude: Dick? I bet he hasn't even got one! XD
by DragonLover96 October 13, 2011
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An individual who backs out of prior commitments, is always suffering from medical problems, has to have at least 8 hours of sleep, likes sarcastic foreplay, and has night terrors.
Sarcastic foreplay, thats what a Scott would do.

WWSD = Go to bed
by ringo2010 September 13, 2011
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A douche bag who never pays attention in class, but constantly seeks attention.
Oh my god why won't Scott stfu??
by Iliketrains...tits May 14, 2014
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A butthole licking fat lump of shit who cant even spell his own shithole name that was come up by a woman thrown at a wall from an early age
(A scott) Hi

Guy 1: STFU YOU UGLY FAT CUNT

(A scott) hahahahahahahaha

Guy1: Stomps Cock in.
by TitzBoiz October 1, 2012
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A complete jackass whose too pussy to do anything his mother wouldn't want him to do, other than sit on cock and piss people off
He often dresses like a 52year old virgins, but in reality he was fucked by a pony age 7

Despite all of this, he's a good friend and kinda like the dumbfuck brother I never had, he's a member of the weirdo friends I call my dis-functional family
He's such an ass, but he's kinda funny, a real Scott
by Wagwarn peng ting? March 7, 2017
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