When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.
I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.
An individual who backs out of prior commitments, is always suffering from medical problems, has to have at least 8 hours of sleep, likes sarcastic foreplay, and has night terrors.
Sarcastic foreplay, thats what a Scott would do.
WWSD = Go to bed