schroedingers restaurant

A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.

Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"

Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."

Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "

by Reila February 24, 2022

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Schrodinger's shutdown

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019

Schrodinger's Sex Addict

A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.

Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict

by KrapyKangaroo September 28, 2019

Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.

friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"

by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020