schmeeee

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.

by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

Scheel

To abandon children in favor of drugs, sex, and dog breeding.

She used to be a good mom, but all of a sudden she became a Scheel.

by TwatBlaster3000 February 4, 2018

schmee

A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.

Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 5, 2006

schmee

diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant

Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!

by Kelsea Chelsey November 7, 2006

schmeem

A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.

That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.

by Thomas Blumpkin July 27, 2007

schleedle

when you put your finger in someones crevices such as in between their toes, fingers, or elbows

I'm going to schleedle you.

by leetleguy101 November 16, 2016

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019