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Schmeagle

n. A person who acts soley in their own self interests despite being looked down upon by society.
That schmeagle over durr just snatched up my lil' youngin's shopping cart without even asking for it. Nom saying.

That obtrusively obnoxious gentleman in the all white fur mink, had the audacity to appropriate that senior citizen's favorite christmas sweater, with nothing more than a cackle as he walked off.
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schmear

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.
by jackalicious April 8, 2004
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reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)
When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.
by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008
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schmeatloaf

When the KKK members show up in different neighborhoods and steal car parts for cult sacrifices.
My weekend was so schmeatloaf like.

I ordered a schmeatloaf on the next block cause someone stole my scissors.
by Gosh fiddlesticks March 8, 2017
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schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised
After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight
by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006
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Schmeal

A diabolical insult known to end one's career within seconds.
You're a schmeal x
by CT x October 31, 2019
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Shhmeated

Shhmeated is your god
by Shhmeated June 27, 2021
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