Schmaaks

When something is good or u like it.

1: Fuck I schmaaks that chick.
2: I schmaaks brandy & coke.
3: You schmaaks getting rapled ??

by Rhettius Bluff Durban South Africa September 19, 2006

Schmacked

Past Participle
Beat (past tense) somebody really badly in a game or activity (especially sports).

Who tryna get schmacked in Clash (of Clans)?
Damn...Collin was playin' Smash 4 with Kyrie last night and that nigga got SCHMACKED
You playin 3 on 3? Boy if we go full court you finna get schmacked

by Air-Dried Conditioner December 11, 2017

Schallerize

The act of using a red pen to review, and re-write any document; Taking great lengths to add big words and additional content with the specific intent of adding confusion, and beating down the reader; overcomplicating

He schallerized this harbor deepening update so much that the entire audience felt word-boarded; they were all driven to urgent thirst, hunger, and the relentless need to urinate!

by car54 May 7, 2009

Schmaltzed

a euphemism for gettin' drunk!

entomology: cites the popular alcoholic beverages schnapps and malt liquor.

Clare: I need to get schmaltzed right!
Stephanie: ha true dat

by cevelev February 19, 2010

Schmalmacke

Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.

"I'm so ashamed."
"Why?"
"I accidentally ran over a schmalmacke ;(."

by the 3rd angel May 6, 2016

Schmalshof

Utilized best in place as the word fuck. Great around children.

What the schmalshof are you doing?

by Needs ABloodyMary September 17, 2016

schmalenberg

A friendly and funny friend. This person will stick with you till the end. However, don't underestimate this person because they are very smart. This person can also be a dumb blonde/red head. This person can also betray you.

Oh my god, Schmalenberg is so annoying.

Schmalenberg is such a good friend!

by Fortniteb3 June 3, 2018