cheesy schlong

1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.

1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

Schlong covid

Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body

You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.

by Barry Assman August 5, 2022

donky-schlong

The schlong of a donkey

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

Schlong Swingin

When in school, you pull out your wang and show it to the teacher.

On "Jay Dog's" referrel I wrot he had his shlong swingin.

by Hot Carl S May 15, 2005

Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019

Ridonkulous Schlong

A penis that is beyond ridiculously long, its a ridonkulous schlong!

"dude, i bet jordans has a ridonkulous schlong!"

by suppmelll September 23, 2009

schlong donkey

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.

I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008