Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

schlong

A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.

"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"

by Doctor Word November 8, 2008

Rate My Schlong !

Rate My Schlong ! is a website where guys can take pictures of their dicks and viewers can rate it one to ten -- So far I have a 10.0 for mine - the Perfect Dick!

Matt and I are still averaging a 10.0 on Rate My Schlong !

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Schlong Dip

It is where you dip your shlong into a woman.

Hey man! I schlong dipped 25 times last night!

by dingfritz September 30, 2011