Schumming

when one party shits on their selves while being analy penetrated also the other party is elacualted schumming is the mixture of both

girl getting analy penetrated and she shit her self just as her partner shits schumming

by kevo69 April 11, 2011

schumered

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.

by Vagaboner August 26, 2017

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

schkumer

An object that constantly moves by itself

Check out this wierd thing i bought from the reject shop.

what is it?

it's a schkumer

by Keats September 18, 2004

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

schumi

The act of gently throwing your skim board out in front of you as you run along the beach, just before jumping on and riding the board away. Its much more subtle than just chucking your board out in front of you, and it must be done correctly otherwise your ride will flop!

If you get the schumi right, the rest of its a piece of cake.
He didn't schumi the board properly and ended up going arse over, what a wanker.

by indoscOOter February 25, 2007

schlumongous

A huge dick. Bigger than a schlong or schluper.

Cameron has a huge schlumongous.

by Peter Whacker January 11, 2008