shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude

i wanna f*ck shrek

by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021

Shrek

the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

Shrek: i am the one and only SHREK

you: thats enough internet for the day 0_o

by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew November 1, 2019

Shrek

The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.

"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."

by Water_sheep November 3, 2019

shrek

the video adaptation of the bible

man shrek is such an accurate video adaptation of the bible

by zerogaming6265 June 26, 2019

shrek

as in 'to do a Shrek'

To needlessley follow an empty queing system simply because it's there.

Look at thay guy! How stupid must he feel after doing a Shrek through all those barriers!

by The Storm of Barn December 11, 2008

shrek

to mix up the facts, to cook up a story,intentionally or otherwise, as someone who got the facts mixed up. to do a shrek - to lie, to intentionally jumble up the truth so as to hid it

(in the Shrek movie, various characters of children folklore were protrayed differently from the original stories)

The judge could see through his lies, he was certainly good at doing a shrek

by KS Lim May 6, 2008

Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

by Spn21 December 24, 2016