Shrek

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

Shrek

Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.

I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek

by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

by 1010100000011010101001010010 March 5, 2018

shrek

the video adaptation of the bible

man shrek is such an accurate video adaptation of the bible

by zerogaming6265 June 26, 2019

shrek

as in 'to do a Shrek'

To needlessley follow an empty queing system simply because it's there.

Look at thay guy! How stupid must he feel after doing a Shrek through all those barriers!

by The Storm of Barn December 11, 2008

shrek

to mix up the facts, to cook up a story,intentionally or otherwise, as someone who got the facts mixed up. to do a shrek - to lie, to intentionally jumble up the truth so as to hid it

(in the Shrek movie, various characters of children folklore were protrayed differently from the original stories)

The judge could see through his lies, he was certainly good at doing a shrek

by KS Lim May 6, 2008

Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 September 20, 2016