A small bag usually kept in ones pocket that serves as a reservoir for emergency and planned spitting.
John - "Oh man, I've got a lot of gunk in my throat and it's really pissing me off"
Derek - "Here John, spit it up into my spitbag"
*Derek hands spitbag to John*
Derek - "Here John, spit it up into my spitbag"
*Derek hands spitbag to John*
by sleezecheeze November 27, 2012
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She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.
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Get the shibagt mug.A shit bag is a person like bill clinton and somelians and people who don't work for a living. Get off your fuckin asses and stop taking our fucking tax money. we bust our butts to give useless people our tax money. It needs to end and to end it is get up and find a job.
by enemies May 13, 2005
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Guy#2 She moved to Alaska last month, you dumb fuck
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by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011
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Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!
Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.
"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
Bubba: SURE!
Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.
"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
by GottaLoveCorn August 23, 2012
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