rubber gloved

The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.

Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.

by Gumba Gumba December 14, 2006

rubber indian

The name given to tall, slender, black and white traffic pylons often found in construction zones or near intersections on country roads.

Dude, I totally ran over that rubber indian when I was hammered last night!

by Brett Hart September 17, 2008

Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

rubber thumpin

1. A fat person walking. 2. the sound the shoes of a fat person make as they walk.

Is she that fat?? Dude she was rubber thumpin down the hallway.

She was rubber thumpin so bad things were falling off the wall.

by G8KeaPoR May 5, 2011

rubber charlie

condom.

She had a baby because of the faulty rubber charlie.

by sexerman34987 April 8, 2009

burn rubber

To take leave quickly or request another to leave a place or situation with haste.

Jason kept interrupting Puppet with off-the-wall remarks when Puppet turned to Jason and said "Burn rubber, punk!"

by zzgone January 26, 2010

Land rubber

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.

Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.

by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012