being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals

Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.

by John Dugan December 7, 2020

Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u

“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend”

by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

Reuben Studdard

The incorrect spelling of Ruben Studdard.

Oops.. I spelled Ruben Studdard R-u-e-b-e-n Studdard! My bad!

by WrestlesWithHobbits January 16, 2005

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Ruben Morgan

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018

Reuben Complex

the state in a man's life in which he truely believes every woman wants his nuts

Johnny seems to be in some sort of reuben complex

by Team Mongrol May 7, 2008