regretsenstrudel

hilarious, joyous regret

Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.

by your other other mom August 26, 2013

Regressage

A text or online message that after which, the instant and overwhelming sensation of regret takes over the sender's being.

"Dude, I just sent a dick pic to my mum."

"Ouch bro, instant regressage right there."

by Drilly McStuffmuffin October 28, 2013

regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014

Regrettameal

A meal you instantly regret eating. Can be because of nutritional makeup, or the presumed havoc it will wreak upon your digestive tract, or any other reason.

I was hungry so I got the 2 for $5 deal at burger king and ate two whoppers. It was a regrettameal.

by TommyB33 May 8, 2014

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.

It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019