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bead rattler 

Iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.
Look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!

Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!
bead rattler by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006
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rattle me hard 

a saying that is used to express one's pissed off state.
Ben: "Did you hear that we have a test today?"

Joe: "Fuck. Rattle me hard..."

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rattle me hard by d2ornothign April 12, 2010

Arizona Rattlesnake

When a guy is about to finger his girl, he puts some icy hot on his fingers. When he does finger her it results in the most extreme pain ever imagined.
"John wanted to brake up with his girlfriend, so he gave her an Arizona Rattlesnake."

Lab-Ratted 

Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.

This applies to any situation in which you can be Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.
Alyson: I think we should break up, I like another guy.
Jon: You said you'd always love me, you said you wanted to marry me.
Alyson: I know, but I lied.
Jon was Lab-Ratted

Jeff(To Jim):How was your week off?
Jim:I didn't get to leave till tuesday and had to come in thursday to do books.
Jeff: Wow, your boss lab-ratted you.
Lab-Ratted by PHS2HC2009 May 29, 2009

Cottonback Rattle Moccasin 

A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.
What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!
To Fuck a girl. Ex. rattling my bitch