When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai April 23, 2011
Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.
Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.
Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs
Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs
by Charlie kempf March 24, 2008
Boy on computer: Best porn ever!!??? *click*
Computer: *pirate song. lalalalalalalala pirate!*
Boy: wtf!?
ANSWER: PWNED
Computer: *pirate song. lalalalalalalala pirate!*
Boy: wtf!?
ANSWER: PWNED
by murtleturtle February 23, 2011
1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.
by Gullible December 04, 2003
by MaraDank December 23, 2009
When you are playing an online video game. Your headset cord then gets stuck between your stomach fat and your pelvic area. This pulls your cord from the controller. At this piont you can not hear anyone and they can not hear you.
Belly PWNED!!!
Belly PWNED!!!
by Rollin91s February 02, 2010
by TmasterYT March 01, 2017