Knat's Purse

A very tight pussy.

Fuck me, I was banging this bird last night and I'm telling you, she had a minge as tight as a knat's purse. I had to plate her for 20 minutes just to get it in!

by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

Man purse

A method to store personal property that usually involves the rectal cavity.

When Steve was arrested, he hid his cocaine in his man purse so the police would not find it.

by that guy in the yellow shirt February 20, 2014

purse dial

An inadvertent cellphone call initiated by pressure to the keypad in a cluttered purse, pocket, or other phone stowage place, often resulting in a call to a random contact or most recently dialed number. A purse dial often results in the call recipient hearing either indiscernible bar noise, or voyeuristic detailed conversations. "Purse dial" can be used for both genders. See also "Butt Dial."

Honey, your phone purse dialed me last night, and I heard everything you said to Amy.

Yes, you DID call me last night, but I just heard distorted music until i hung up. I think your phone just purse dialed me.

Dude, i got a 12 minute voice mail of muffled voices and music last night. Stop purse dialing me.

by dan demichele January 22, 2008

Purse Check

A pelvic exam on the female anatomy.

"My baby-daddy is watchin' my spawn because I am goin' to the lady doctor for a purse check."

"Day hoe such a skank, she needs to go have her purse checked."

by Joba Ju May 01, 2008

thai purse

To be teabagged by a thai ladyboy. Works best when in bangcock.
Name inspired by those fruity-ass thai express take out boxes that look like a purse.

Robert had been waiting all week for his thai purse, from the hot new ladyboy at the massage parlour.

by hiltzy April 07, 2008

whore purse

what you say to someone who calls you a ho bag.

person 1: ho bag.
person 2: whore purse.

by vuhhhhhh October 29, 2004

purse dog

a male (usually) in a relationship with a sugar mama. so called because you keep that nigga in pocket, next to your wallet; layin on a bed of spare change, uncomfortable as shit.

Her new boyfriend was a total purse dog, she bought him everything and he lives at her house.

by acesslick August 21, 2012