hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

by Rockosocko September 11, 2013

tiki punch

A soda made by Shasta that tastes just like Hawaiian Punch except carbonated. The best soda in the world.

Let's go home and have some Tiki Punch!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 16, 2010

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 15, 2015

Punch knock

Punching a door several times instead of knocking normally.

The man in the pink shirt punch knocked on the door with his massive fists.

by mushyrat June 16, 2021

poverty punch

Colloquial name for Tampico brand fruit drink, essentially a knockoff Sunny D with even less health benefits.

I couldn't afford orange juice, so we have poverty punch instead.

by TullyJerkwad2808 February 20, 2018

A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

by Hey, It's ME! May 21, 2015