hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

by Rockosocko September 10, 2013

tiki punch

A soda made by Shasta that tastes just like Hawaiian Punch except carbonated. The best soda in the world.

Let's go home and have some Tiki Punch!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Favor Punch

Punching someone in the face because they are being retarded.

Someone that needs to be punched in the face for their own good.

If someone is acting less than pleasing you may want to give them a Favor Punch.

Joe: Matt is being a drunk idiot right now.
Kate: You should Favor Punch him!

by KatieK615 March 22, 2011

Ocean Punch

Another term for water.

..."Mom there's no more kool-aid" "Girl you'd better go get you some ocean punch"...

by MsHonee June 4, 2010

poverty punch

Colloquial name for Tampico brand fruit drink, essentially a knockoff Sunny D with even less health benefits.

I couldn't afford orange juice, so we have poverty punch instead.

by TullyJerkwad2808 February 20, 2018

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015