Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012

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Filipino water pump

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off

Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump

by Alexandevo March 13, 2018

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peter pumper

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

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Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

by TirePump February 4, 2010

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party pump

Going to the gym before a party and only lifting weights with your tricepts, bicepts, and other very noticeable muscles depending on what you'll be wearing so you look stronger and more appealing to the ladies than you are. Usually, muscles targeted during a weight lifting session are more swole than they normally are for a few hours.

Damn, Klem, youre looking pretty scrawny today. Lets go to the gym and do a party pump so we can score some slutty women.

by pakedaddy January 1, 2009

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