Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)

The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."

by Juanky A. June 4, 2014

cock puller

male masturbator.

that loser is such a cock puller, he just sits around in his momma's basement playing with himself.

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

Pollard

The action of bailing out when one is already committed to the task in hand

Sam pollarded out of having another j at a party because he had "had enough"

by backdoorbandit March 9, 2011

pillar

the term describing someone controlled or heavily influenced by a low class drug. particularly cannabis, pills or excess alcohol. never used with reference to harder drugs e.g crack/cocaine. often used positively but can also be derogatory,context must be understood.

'is he cool?'
'yer my man's a pillar, hes sound as.'

'all you do is smoke. your'e a proper pillar.'

by gert mandem March 8, 2007

Pillars

After the overprinting of Russian currency, it was disregarded and thrown out. To be hastily replaced by their new currency, skittles. But after the mass consumption of the delicious snack, they reverted to an older form of currency. Aborted baby seal fetuses.

Also: See definition of Collin.

Wow! That computer is worth 20,000 Pillars!

by Aaron Imrie June 19, 2007

slick pulla

When two people sit next to each other and a secret hand job happens under cover.

She sure is a slick pulla

by Tarendor April 26, 2014

pillar of society

A sarcastic term used to describe dubious characters or anyone taking more from society than they give. Often shortened to “pillar;” it covers the stereotypical chavs, under-achievers and people from grimy social standings..

Adam: "You hear Joe got nicked for dealing crack?"
Tim: "Pillar of society"

or

Tim: "Kelly just had her 7th kid... she's only 20, never had a job and spends more time in the GUM clinic than Russell brand!"
Adam "what an absolute pillar of society"

by 92gordon April 20, 2010