The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018

punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.

I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.

by Bert Skills October 23, 2003

2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

by 2dprinting May 12, 2013

painting

a form of graffiti.

"oi broo lets go painting on the M-line".

by frantic oreo February 27, 2009

Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.

Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"

by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011

painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016