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Pseudo-Coon

A person who is disguised as a coon, but really isnt
Dave R.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Pseudo-Intellectual

This pseudo-intellectual here talks fast and uses big, fancy words, which makes him seem smart to the unintelligent folk.
by anonymous July 29, 2021
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Pseudo-Intellectual

The "intellectual" way to say "Smartass/smart-aleck/smartypants
A: This guy is sorta pseudo-intellectual

B: Just say it as smartass, tho
by Sir. B September 19, 2020
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pseudo-hack

The action in which someone hacks a persons account without any actual effort involved, beyond finding their password through means other than software - often through spying on the subject in real life to uncover the password(s).
"Did you hear? Daniel hacked a bunch of Facebook accounts!"
"Nah, he pseudo-hacked 'em. He saw some paper slips laying around his friends' houses that had their passwords and stuff on them."
by B|ue /\/\00|\| October 6, 2011
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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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Pseudo Perspective

Pseudo Perspective: an imaginary rule of optics, strongly smelling of the ass it was plucked out of, that sad, basement dwelling, science averse clowns employ, in a desperate and pathetic attempt to prop up their ongoing denial of reality. See Flerfspective
"The whole video of Lake Ponchartrain is pseudo perspective, because of the extreme zoom of the camera compressing the background into the foreground, completely destroying my delusional version of reality into what I desperately call pseudo reality."
by Sammy Rowbotham March 24, 2021
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Pseudo-Intellectual

Mr. Pseudo-intellectual over here talks fast and uses long, fancy words, so he seems quite smart to the dumb folk.
by anonymous July 29, 2021
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