Protestception

The act of protesting a protest

Jan had entered the large protest to protest the protest, therefore starting a web of protestception .

by Lolanixole September 21, 2016

protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.

The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.

by Spicy B November 6, 2017

Prolet

German version of Chav or Gopnik. Usually wears jogging pants, a snapback or other "fashionable" stuff, e.g. a bumbag. Also called a "Proll". If something is Chav-like, you can also call it "prollig".
A Prolet's activities usually involve loitering around in the streets, harassing people, petty crime, constant drinking & smoking and generally being a real pest.
There's no known cure for the Prolet disease, but usually beheading does the job.

1) Oh my god, John is such a Prolet! He does nothing but drink, smoke and annoy people all day long. Doesn't the wanker have a job?
- Actually, he did! But he got fired for stealing from the cash register. On facebook he proudly wrote about it and used the hashtag #thuglife to emphasize what a little cunt he is.
2) Why is it that 90% of the Prolls you see these days are Turk or Maghreb people? Why, it must be in the sand nigger genes!

by blyatsukkka January 6, 2018

Protestant surrealism

Democracy as emergent from an aesthetic critique of Protestantism. Democracy as a Catholic critique of Protestantism.

Protestant surrealism assumes that democracy is Christianity criticizing itself.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

Protestor/police state

A country protestors and police are trying to take control of from everyone that is not a protestor or a cop. Not much different than the way medical workers, scientists, and government officials have tried to take control of it from the people who elected them (scientists and medical workers dont get elected) by convincing everyone who's not a medical worker, scientist, or government official that they're all heroes.

The country will become a protestor/police state without a fight.

by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020

Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.

Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.

by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020

Protest Servant

What Dale Denton is in the film Pineapple Express, per Saul.

What Dale actually is, is a process server - somebody who serves papers (legal documents, etc) to others.

Saul: See Dale here, is, a, protest servant--
Dale: No, I'm not... that's not what I am.

by Melodyman68 December 3, 2020