presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...

"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.

by jayg244 October 19, 2025

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover

My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.

by Hungover March 7, 2013

presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

Present

Can I be present in the moment?

Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty September 9, 2008