back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching

me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

Porch-cane

Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.

"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."

by Slippery Nickel April 26, 2008

Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

by KitKat69 April 1, 2015

porch room

An enclosed patio attached to a house.

Don't let the dog out in the yard; it's raining. Just let him play in the porch room.

by ekolis November 3, 2016

porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child

I took my porch kids to the concert.

by poppy3415 July 2, 2019