The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
by Nearchow November 23, 2011

The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
by dean, dreas, henndawg and chrislips April 25, 2008

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.
by Hot Poon March 12, 2020

by oobekkioo August 7, 2007

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.
by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015

by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019
