A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
by Sambosa June 24, 2005
Get the poked in the nutsmug. Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.
Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"
The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
Driver: "Prius Poke."
Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"
The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
Driver: "Prius Poke."
Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
by Erroll Flint January 2, 2011
Get the Prius Pokemug. A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.
The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!
Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
by E_Rochester June 28, 2010
Get the facebook pokemug. When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.
by auberginedreams September 12, 2009
Get the Sex Pokemug. by Joey March 27, 2003
Get the Poking Smotmug. by dmart November 19, 2005
Get the poke-blockmug. A. Either having sexual relations with someone or
B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.
B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.
by Mrplague February 23, 2015
Get the poke citymug.