poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

by Sambosa June 24, 2005

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.

Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie

by Victor lololol December 25, 2007

facebook poke

A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.

The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.

Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!

Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.

by E_Rochester June 28, 2010

Sex Poke

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.

Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!

by auberginedreams September 12, 2009

Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.

derrrrrr.... were poking smot.

by Joey March 27, 2003

poke-block

to poke someone on the Facebook and subsequently block him/her.

I poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!

by dmart November 19, 2005

poke city

A. Either having sexual relations with someone or

B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.

-Did you go to poke city last night?

-5 cars in drive! Now entering Poke City!

by Mrplague February 23, 2015