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Pringles Syndrome

by HaywoodJablome2 August 7, 2009
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Kong-plinger

1) A small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young Lancaster male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)
by Caliban November 17, 2003
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Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme urban sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude December 2, 2007
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Pringle

He's so Pringle about software, teddy bears and guns.
by JessicaQ February 4, 2008
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pringles piss

the first time you have to spill urine when out for drinks.....once you pop you cant stop!!
wheres the toilet i have to do my pringles piss.
by Teroy February 29, 2008
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Pringles Lips

1-The duck beak-looking shape two pringles chips make when you put them together sticking out of your mouth. Generally associated with stupid people.

2-A stupid person who would do such a thing to impress their significant other.
1- Guy- wanna see my pringles lips?

Girl- Not really.
2- Quack! Quack! Pringles lips!
3- Eww... but he's such a Pringles Lips.
by Pringlessss December 12, 2011
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Cooter Pringle

After a female wears underwear, she leaves some of her cooter juices in her thong/boyshorts. Overnight, these juices become crusted causing her cooter juices to become a chip like feature known as a cooter pringle.
This morning when i gave her her underwear back, there was a massive cooter pringle waiting to be discovered.
by Rappleslayer July 6, 2010
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