Pimptagious

Something so pimp it makes you pimp

Man, that shit is so dope, it's pimptagious.

by loquaciousl September 20, 2013

pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.

My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!

by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013

Pisstabate

To piss and masturbate at the same time and get your hand all wet.

why is your hand all wet!?
I was pisstabateing

by Insane in the membrane June 7, 2014

pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Piestamp

Using your anus and pressing it against something or someone like a stamp

I'm going to piestamp your face.

by Ron Swanson 19 December 9, 2016

Pistalamoki

A shout or a expression of how good your sandwich tastes.

I'll get right to it! Okidoki pistalamoki!
Damn, that's a good sandwich! Yeah man, it's a pistalamoki

by Wortel January 8, 2017

pimptatude

A very specific term only associated with men who care less when women leave, for these men have escalators filled with women to choose from. Containing pimptatude does not need to be a man with the title of pimp, or that of a man who sells women's pussy.

Derivative of the word pimp. Pimptatude is the attributed volume in which a man is qualified. This qualification is similar of levels from 1 to 10, and is directly correlated with the amount of time it takes a man to disregard a woman for another. All women involved in a man whom displays pimptatude give up the pussy within a 24 hour period.

Bro, my pimptatude level been dropping dog. Tasha and Brittney ain't giving up the pussy tonight, and I just deleted Christina, and all the bitches in her circle.

"You gotta be careful, bro. My pimptatude is mad high right now, because I ain't telling the circle of bitches I'm fucking, that I'm fucking within their circle of friends. Yo, let me toss you this bitch I been ready to cross out".

Good looks dog.

"Yo, she got a hot little circle too bro, so get that shit back up dog."

by TrueHilarious July 24, 2017