pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

Pitytwitty

When you follow and reply or retweet people or celebrities(mostly has-been ones) tweets cuz you feel sorry for them.

Richard_Grieco Richard Grieco

At Petit ermitage on the roof talking about ....
10 minutes ago

Reply Hi Richard! Miss u & 21 Jump Street! #pitytwitty

by Oohgirl July 23, 2011

Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.

"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"

by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

pity grand

1. The thousand dollars given to people on Wheel of Fortune who don't solve any puzzles.
2. Any reward, award, or recognition going to someone in a competition who has not actually earned it.

The boy who placed last in the competition got a "participant" trophy as his pity grand.

by gtricky May 12, 2014

pity blow

A blow job that is given out of pity for a person. Often this comes from a place of love and care.

"He was so sad last week so I gave him a pity blow"

"That's so kind of you, what a lucky guy"

by Bye-anca October 26, 2015

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016