crotch pheasant

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

Phesant Fucker

A person who has sexual intercource with phesants.

Dave - You been fucking phesants again ?

Clive - Yeah, i just cant help it !!!

Dave - You're such a phesant fucker, you need help man !!!

by jh1983 September 23, 2009

Phelps

Smoking an entire, full bowl of marijuana in one hit.

That guy must be a swimmer because he just phelpsed that whole bowl!

I packed this bowl so fat, there's no way you can phelps it.

by G Dun February 10, 2009

pheromone

Usually a smell which is secreted from the female/male, usually mostly noticed on the neck.

Her pheromones were a huge influence on me being sexually aroused.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

James and Oliver Phelps

two hot cutie twins that play fred and george weasley in harry potter

James and Oliver Phelps are sooooo much cuter than dan

by Chizara January 21, 2006

Phewfully

In a way that makes one grateful for something not happening.

"Phewfully, I didn't fart in front of the class after eating all those beans."

by GreyboyGaletrail July 5, 2018

Phed

Slang term for the head of one’s penis.

Tom: Why’d you break up with Tammy? What happened?
Phil: Last night she accidentally gnawed on my phed, that shit hurted!
Tom: That fuckin sucks.

by Penile_Connoisseur March 9, 2019