Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

perionoia

The kind of paranoia one experiences on their period.

I'll forgive you for your perionoia

by Lovisini March 16, 2021

Person -1

The forgotten person. Person 1 took their fame and it's time to end this war.

Person 1: W-who are you...?
Person 2: You know him?
Person -1: You... Took... EVERYTHING.
Person 0: And we are trying to gain it back.

by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022

MSN Personality

The personality a person has on msn which might be completely different from their personality in real life.

"Jim is always hell funny on msn and really ladsy but in real life he's so depressing."
"Yeh, he has a funny msn personality."

by BigDickBill January 17, 2009

Triangle Person

Illuminati worshipers made of cardboard and high in fiber. They're kleptomaniacs.

-Damn, that Triangle Person stole my chair!
-Don't be such a Triangle Person.

-Did you see that Triangle Person on The News 4?
-There's officially no Triangle Person in your bathroom.

by IlluminatousTriangulous February 22, 2015

Thunder personality

Someone who has a great personality but it is overlooked because of their thunderous ASS.

Adam - “Wow Llanya is really nice.”
Danny - “Yeah but I would say she has a thunder personality.”

by Ass eatin Adam December 9, 2019

Elevator Person

Someone you wish you could be stuck in an elevator with. It can be because you want to become closer with them, you want to air out grievances you’ve had with them, or you just want to have a generally honest conversation with them. The point is, you’re stuck talking to each other.

If Olivia and I talked more I bet we’d be good friends, they’re sort of my elevator person.

There’s so much I wish I could say to Jamie, they’re definitely my elevator person.

by BenAndRebecca June 27, 2021