I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
by Funkfish February 21, 2018

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021
