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penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off
karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you
by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021
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penile

relates to penis
Person: I just used penile enlargement
by childporn April 22, 2025
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Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.
by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021
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Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large
Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
by This is not pudding May 24, 2020
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penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
by munkee yes November 23, 2020
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Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.
Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh
by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019
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Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
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