penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.

Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!

by munkee yes November 23, 2020

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

penile

an old penis. senile and penis

your grandpa has a tiny penile.

by ensureplus May 20, 2020

Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023