Pee like sea biscuit 

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.

Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.

Pee like sea biscuit by Lilacpetalsss March 29, 2018

Pee Tag 

Pretty Self Explanatory.

You'll need:
Water Balloons and pee.

You want to urinate directly into the water balloons. Afterwards, you want to tie up the balloons and throw them at each other, it's fun!

"Hey man wanna play pee tag?!?"

"For sure dude, get your dick ready to spill out some thick pee. I'll grab the water balloons!"

Pee Tag by I S I S H P A R K E R February 12, 2019

Pee pee poo poo headass 

A phrase that is usually said on Twitter in reply to tweets containing the words, “pp” or “pee”.

Origin is unknown

“That made my pp tingle XD”

“Pee pee poo poo headass”

Pee pee poo poo headass by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

pee fart 

When urination is so strong and intense it causes one to fart

I was embarrassed when i let out a pee fart in the bathroom cause it happened when my girlfriend was walking by the door

pee fart by Lilparkczar November 3, 2007

Pee in my cereal 

To have someone crush your dreams.

Hey I had this awesome idea: maybe we could go to the beach today.

That's an awful idea.

You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.

Pee in my cereal by asgdrg4g March 21, 2011

pee boner 

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

pee boner by slonob February 1, 2004

Pee Dinger 

When you ask a female if she would like to engage in anal sex, and while doing so u urinate in her anus with your love stick.

(Me);Hey Craig I just asked this drunk chick if i could pee in her butt...
(Me);She said YES!!!...
(Craig); Nice So your going to give her the Pee Dinger!?!?
(Me); Yup I'm going to stick my dinger right in and let it flow.

Pee Dinger by Scandal handler September 16, 2015