Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

Panda Pox

a disease you can get from a panda that plays soccer and runs like a chicken, originates in oregon and does have a medicine but doesn’t work on canadians

Did you see that kid got panda pox?

by howta28 December 3, 2018

padadin

Army leader.

That padadin is so mean to his subordinates

by lexq July 30, 2020

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

whity panda

a blonde white boy that has lots of sex with lots of black chicks

Bob is such a whity panda he has sex with a difrint black chick evry night

by fatparkour January 4, 2010

Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012