Jesse Lee Peterson

Pretty much the real life Uncle Ruckus except without revitiligo. Believes slavery was a gift from God and that all black people are immoral.

Dude #1: Hey! Is that… a black guy protesting with the Confederacy? Outrageous!
Dude #2: Oh wait… that’s just Jesse Lee Peterson.

by jm080800 May 2, 2019

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Brent Peterson

Brent Peterson is a famous tiktoker who guitar videos and makes stitches to famous videos saying his famous catchphrase "Vote me for president of the United States, I am Brent Peterson " using a low quality camera and various filters. He has various fan edits boosting his followers to 592.4k.

"Vote me for president of the United States, I am Brent Peterson"

"Yes I fucking will!"

by Adironback October 17, 2022

scott peterson

A guy who's wife disappeared. Later, she mysteriously turns up in the bay exactly where he was at the time of her disappearance. When they find her body, he's picked up near the border of Mexico with survival equipment, a bunch of cash, and Viagra.

Scott Peterson obviously was responsible for his wife's death. Don't be stupid.

by The Truth April 1, 2005

pattern is full

Used in similar effect to, "So many things to do, so little time." Specifically, it is used with referennce to hotties.

This term was taken from the movie Topgun.

"Wanna get a few drinks at the bar first?"
"Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full."

by Raney October 21, 2004

Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008