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Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.
Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!
by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011
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Asian parents

fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.
asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?

Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.

white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?

asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
by asian parent hater March 26, 2009
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Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
by David Kline May 14, 2004
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Unionville Parents

just a bunch of mercedes drivin, crossant eatin, dog wielding, fur coat wearing, McMansion livin bitches
by kennettisawesome January 14, 2009
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Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.
by YungHumor November 28, 2018
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Joystick Parenting

As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.

Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.
by fifafriedman May 3, 2010
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Word up, parents?

What you say to your parents when you're trying to be cool. You know you do it.
Word up, parents? You better be washing my dishes!
by ArctixFawx November 13, 2011
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