the present tense of paranoia
Three friends are in the car smoking a bowl. One friend says "that car looks like it could be unmarked police car, put that bowl down"
Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"
Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"
by Renee Manning June 5, 2009
Get the Parannoying mug.An exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team's championship, when:
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
"You have no idea how pissed I am that you were there. You don't even like them."
"Parade trumps Jew."
"Parade trumps Jew."
by ParadeTrumpsJew June 22, 2009
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Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019
Get the PARAKEET mug.Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Petra the Paranoid is worried that her boyfriend, Peter the Priapic, is going to cheat on her. Oh, she's just crazy and irrational. The only other people who believe her nutty fear are the Nancy Nurse and Debbie Doctor, who have just finished the report which confirms that Petra has an STD.
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
Get the paranoid mug.One of the hardest PARANOiA remixes made for Dance Dance Revolution. It runs at a constant 300 BPM, and has 5 stops.
Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
Get the PARANOiA -Respect- mug.Condition suffered by English teachers and others who see missing and misplaced apostrophes where they shouldn't (or is it "shouldnt"?) be.
See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
I stared at that word for ten seconds before I realized that the apostrophe was actually SUPPOSED to be there. Apostrophe paranoia.
by suffisance July 30, 2010
Get the apostrophe paranoia mug.A term use to describe the unattractive high school gothic/emo girls who read manga books instead of having a good time like every one else.
A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.
Ew its the japanime parade
Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.
Ew its the japanime parade
Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.
by you don't get the joke March 25, 2011
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