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Sarcastically Proactive

To be sarcastically proactive is to be active in what you're currently or about to do as well as being sarcastic about it. This is mostly found in people with either sarcastic or emo-like personalities.
"Oh there she goes again, being sarcastically proactive in shelving those boxes..."
"Hey Mike, quit being sarcastically proactive and be ACTUALLY proactive."
"Why is everyone in the room saying I'm sarcastically proactive? All I did was place the pens in the envelope box..."
by Joshite November 7, 2018
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Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better
“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude
“Dude that’s sick”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
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Target Practice

When having traditional doggy style, the male is about to cum, and pulls out, resting his dick on the crevice right above the buttcrack, so that it looks almost like a cannon. He then cums, shooting as far as he can.
“Yo I heard u fucked Jessica last night
Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
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good practice

Basically means that ur good for a first time eg first shag or First girlfriend, someone easy to loose ur virginity to. And then when you know what to do you fuck them off and get with someone better
Bro I don’t actually like her she’s just good practice
by Yoyoyoyipussyboi November 8, 2019
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snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.
That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.
by googalewski March 7, 2020
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Choir Practice

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
by Hamtaro March 15, 2020
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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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