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To be sarcastically proactive is to be active in what you're currently or about to do as well as being sarcastic about it. This is mostly found in people with either sarcastic or emo-like personalities.
"Oh there she goes again, being sarcastically proactive in shelving those boxes..."
"Hey Mike, quit being sarcastically proactive and be ACTUALLY proactive."
"Why is everyone in the room saying I'm sarcastically proactive? All I did was place the pens in the envelope box..."
by Joshite November 7, 2018
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A fear so great, it makes one fart, orgasm, and barf at the same time. Quite the unfortunate predicament.
1). "The vampire scared her so bad that she had a feartastic experience."
2). "His feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off."
3. "I hope you all suffer a feartastic experience! I promise you it will be shitty and quite mortifying!"
by Joshite July 12, 2018
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