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apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".
I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.
by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010
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Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.
"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."
by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010
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Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!
mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science
by adrian sky December 5, 2006
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Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on
When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it
by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017
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porn pants

Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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Pants Rooster

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ
the pants rooster gets u up at the crack of dawn with a cock-a-doodle-doo.
by jeff sherman March 3, 2008
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jail pants

Warm comfortable pants with no drawstring and hidden pockets worn by idiots knowing they're going to jail. (Maybe they're turning themselves in.) Pants comfortable enough to be worn everyday for up to a week, or until they finally let you out of the holding cell, that can hold a large amount of xanax.
He went to turn himself into Gwinnett County. They cut the draw string out of his favorite pants, and made him empty his pockets. He had a lot of xanax in those pockets that they took while searching him. If he had a good pair of jail pants he would have had an easier 48 hours ahead of him.
by jordanCris May 13, 2008
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