penis 

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

penis by anonymous March 26, 2004

Penis 

the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.

i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.

Penis by kyle coleman August 24, 2004

penis 

an anagram for "spine"

"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"

penis by anagram_finder February 4, 2014

Penis 

A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for

bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard

Penis by Littlepervert November 12, 2014

Penis 

A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.

Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.

Penis by WizZard69 May 3, 2018

penis 

tell me why the fuck you searched this in the firs place

penis: go fuck your self

penis by Coollinks November 2, 2020

penis 

mine is invisable

i dont have a penis

penis by Emily Prenti$$ December 4, 2020