Skip to main content

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick
I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
by anonymous March 26, 2004
mugGet the penis mug.

Penis

the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.
i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.
by kyle coleman August 24, 2004
mugGet the Penis mug.

penis

an anagram for "spine"
"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"
by anagram_finder February 4, 2014
mugGet the penis mug.

Penis

A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for
bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard
by Littlepervert November 12, 2014
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis

A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.
Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.
by WizZard69 May 3, 2018
mugGet the Penis mug.

penis

tell me why the fuck you searched this in the firs place
by Coollinks November 2, 2020
mugGet the penis mug.

penis

penis
penis
by I want to commit tax evasion November 16, 2020
mugGet the penis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email