ostrichface

a moist ass bitch who says he bags but doesnt

Danny: Did you hear Patrick today, he never gets girls
JOse: I know he's such an Ostrichface

by Mr. Funktastic March 3, 2008

ostrichicize

To bury one's head in the sand, to be oblivious of. To refuse to pay attention to; disregard.

See, Cheese, now the verb ostrichisize is referenced on an internet dictionary.

by Guillaume February 9, 2005

Osterich style

A sexual postion - whilst a man is behind a woman standing and pushes her head against the wall. If an "accident" occurs and the females head goes through the wall and into the cavity of the wall frame and the man continues to have inter-course with her it is osterich style.

Mate : "man what the fuck was that bang in your room before and why does the chick have scratches all over her face???"

You : "Osterich style"

by Cynarajade March 1, 2011

Ostriching

Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.

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by Bweizz July 26, 2011

ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 21, 2005

Ostriches

Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!

Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?

Alex:Those are ostriches Don.

Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!

by OnTheMurderScene May 26, 2009

Ostriches

"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts on Family Guy, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts as possible)

The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"

by ClassicJules August 3, 2010