Crusty Watch

When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."
"Dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!"
by Chris and Troy August 07, 2006
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diddy watch

v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".
Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!
by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005
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grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's
Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...
by The real Kyda August 11, 2010
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Wiki-Watch

to read a plot of a tv show/movie of Wikipedia instead of watching it
Person A: "Do you wanna see a movie tonight?"

Person B: "Sure, What about 'Peter in the world'?"

Person A: "Nah, looks stupid."

Person B:"Alright I'll just Wiki-Watch it later.."

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Person A: "Hey, Did you see the new 'Harry Potter' movie?"

Person B: "I haven't got a chance to see the movie but I wiki-watched it."
by OurLadyOfSorrows February 15, 2010
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gold watch

Cockney rhyming sland for Scotch whisky
I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent
by Ivor Thirst February 09, 2005
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watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.
As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.
by Thurman Thomas March 15, 2008
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hate watching

When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it.
It's really sad that I learned that technique from hate watching Toddler's & Tiaras

So I was hate watching this liberal/conservative talk show the other day, and the host wouldn't stop talking about healthcare!
by Philosophistry October 26, 2013
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