Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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puke throne

I shall puke on your face because it is my puke throne.
by Yung Alpaca November 17, 2013
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throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir July 16, 2015
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Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.
"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.
by pijjypooge April 04, 2013
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Throning

Giving ora kneeling, whilst the receiver is sat upright with their hands on their knees.
It's my birthday today which means I'm gonna get Throned!

Throning is the best way to make him feel special
by BurningMorals December 26, 2023
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Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing
In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday
by Wags86 January 17, 2022
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alaskan throne

Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes
Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.

*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*
by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017
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