Jazz Eye

The rapid eye movements that most commonly occur, along with so-called 'gurning', as a result of ecstasy/MDMA ingestion. The term may also be used as a synonym for an ecstasy tablet.

1. That bitch got jazz eye, yo.
2. Darling, did you notice our son's eyes tonight? Do you think he had jazz eye?
3. Dude, you got some spare jazz eye for the rave?

by BJBNYC March 21, 2009

Jazz Monster

A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.

Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!

by OodsOner May 15, 2009

Jazz Cabbage

A newer slang term (circa 2016) for the devil's lettuce.

"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."

by djblvnts July 14, 2016

chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

jazz bal

The dried out state of your testicles after an all nighter shaggin.

Mate have you seen me jazz bal after last night.

by shacks December 16, 2006

jazz woodbine

A small marijuana cigarette, generally smoked in a dingy little bar in New Orleans by jazz guitar and piano maestros.

Tommy was smoking a Jazz woodbine and his picking was fucking on fire dude...you should have been there...it was like, Whoh there...outta sight...

by merryment May 8, 2005

Jazz Cabbage

Weed, marijuana, or cannabis.

Who’s down to burn some jazz cabbage to ease this hangover?

by RalphMacchiato September 7, 2019